i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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