I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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