I don't think brook has ever known best
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
