I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
