Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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