We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The air was thick with penises
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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