I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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