Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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