Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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