I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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