I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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