i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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