trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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