Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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