Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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