So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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