You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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