Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
