I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
