i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
thus making me awesome and them whores
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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