I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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