His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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