hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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