carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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