i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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