I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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