At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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