Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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