i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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