Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
