Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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