so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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