So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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