I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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