I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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