dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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