Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
