If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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