: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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