i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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