we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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