Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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