Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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