I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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