Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
