I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i think im in europe. pls send help
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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