so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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