just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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