Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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