i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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