dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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