Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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