He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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