You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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