u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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