she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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